finders keepers

Hey.
Been under pressure is a little stressful.
But whats important is how we overcome it. I'm lucky to have parents that are seriously hilarious. Thank you mama for sharing this thoughtful story.

Have a good laugh people!

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.


Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they' shared, where Jack had carved "I love you, Jill."


On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Jill quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money $50 thousand!

Jack: we've got to give it back.

Jill: finders keepers.

She put back in the bad and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bad that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Jill: No.

Jack: She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Jill: Don't believe him, he's getting senile.

The agent turned to Jack and began to question him. One said, "Tell us the story from the beginning." Jack said, "Well, when Jill and I were walking home from school yesterday...."


The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "we're outta here!